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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2020, 03:14:03 pm »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #166 on: February 12, 2020, 01:32:52 pm »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #167 on: March 02, 2020, 12:15:44 pm »
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US Corona Strategy

1.  Clamp down on all negative virus updates

2.  Tease algos with coordinated CB 💵🎩 response of rate cuts (similar to endless Phase 1 hopium injections)

3.  Be seen having meetings with medical experts

Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Moronavirus 🦀 🐘 Effects on US response to Coronavirus



It is clear that 🦀 Trump is infected with the moronavirus. There is no cure for that. However, confinement in a nice padded room with lots of psychotropic medication therapy by a team of dedicated psychiatrists can keep others from being infected.

Moronavirus contagion must be halted to prevent a National moronavirus pandemic.

The 🐘 Republican Party politicians. too many 🎩 Blue dog Democrats and the 🐍 DNC leadership appear to be also infected with moronavirus.

Senator Bernie Sanders, though appearing to be lucid up until recently, began to show moronavirus symptoms when he claimed that fracking champion 🦕 Biden was his "friend".

Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #169 on: March 30, 2020, 11:11:33 pm »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: Crowning Glory
« Reply #170 on: May 04, 2020, 09:26:59 pm »
Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: Crowning Glory

Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #171 on: May 05, 2020, 01:05:41 pm »
Union of Concerned Scientists Cartoon of the Month




Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: The Masquerade
« Reply #172 on: May 05, 2020, 10:55:01 pm »
Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: The Masquerade
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: Cash Out
« Reply #173 on: May 07, 2020, 11:59:22 pm »
Mr. Fish's Catch of the Day: Cash Out

Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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🦇 Adam Gits
'Twas the Lunar New Year, when all through the proletariat
Not a game meat was cooking, not even a bat;
The respirators were worn by the people with care,
With hopes that the virus wouldn't be there;

The infected were nestled in hospital beds,
While burning hot fevers were cooking their heads;
And mamma in quarantine, and I in house arrest,
Cried ourselves to sleep as the illness progressed,

When out in Wuhan arose a new hospital,
It sprang up so fast it seemed impossible.
Away the sick were taken like a flash,
But later they died and cremated like trash.

Eventually the truth came and damn it was sad
The virus was on purpose and made in a lab,
When, what did scientific eyes should see,
It was a bat virus with added HIV;

The virus spread fast, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment the world would get sick.
More rapid than eagles the accusers they came,
They knew the communist party was to blame;

The economy tanked, supply chains ran dry,
Airports shut down, nobody could fly,
People panicked as store shelves went bare,
Bodies piled high, people filled with despair;

Big pharma stepped in, look a vaccine!
But the after effects were sick and obscene,
The virus itself was part one of two,
The vaccine was something we couldn't undo;

The Earth would go on, but humans were done,
So spread your *** cheeks and insert your thumb,
The Earth yelled something harsh and succinct,
I'M SO GLAD HUMANS ARE EXTINCT!

Agelbert NOTE: It only hurts when you laugh.

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What causes people suffering from lung diseases to feel breathless is not the fall in oxygen levels but rather the body sensing the rising levels of carbon dioxide.
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #175 on: June 02, 2021, 01:58:07 pm »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #176 on: June 07, 2021, 01:15:09 pm »
DATELINE: July 4, 2036 - satire or prophecy
The Journal of New England Nuclear Medicine applauds the new free  radiation therapy/spa located conveniently within 25 miles of every major US city providing increased health benefits to the populace by helping them avoid obesity.

The new, slim trim appearance, particularly highlighting facial structure and handsome cranial features, is also a hit with Hollywood as all the new films use actors that have obtained these free facial and body health improvements complements of the ubiquitous and life saving presence of nuclear power plants, the holy grail of renewable energy.

The new Hollywood Diet. Just think, all these benefits without having to go through painful plastic surgery! Your taxpayer dollars at work! Celebrate our great and glorious energy independence and health with your family today with a fireworks celebration being held next to your local nuclear power fuel rod reservoir/therapy spa pool. Don't forget to bring the kids.
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #177 on: June 10, 2021, 12:23:12 pm »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

 

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