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The 🦀 Trump News in Brief (rinse and repeat daily)
« Reply #150 on: November 08, 2019, 06:26:56 pm »

NanceGreggs 👍 (24,984 posts)       Fri Nov 8, 2019, 05:59 PM

The News in Brief
Given that news stories these days are as predictable as they are repetitive, newscasters can save themselves a lot of time by just announcing the following:

Top story: What despicable thing the mother-fu cker has done today.

Number of 🦀 Trump tweets sent in last 24 hours.

Chopper Chat summary: WTF we think 🦀 he said.

🦀 Trump’s new nicknames for political foes introduced this news cycle.

Last night’s rally stats, including how 30,000 crazed lunatics were seated in a venue that holds 5,000, and the number of times 🦀 Trump’s speech included the word “me”. Also a complete list of non-words used.

Lies Trump told today (restricted to news shows three hours or more in length :D)

Today’s brand new 🐘🙉🙊 explanation for/defense of illegal and/or impeachable acts.

Names of Republicans who have decided to leave office in order to spend more time with their families.

Names of WH staffers who can’t testify due to ‘executive privilege’, including janitors and coffee-boys.

Names of senior WH staffers who did testify, and are now identified as janitors and coffee-boys.

Kids Say the Darndest Things segment: Today’s dumb-ass quotes from 🐊 Don Jr., 🦎 Eric, 🐍 Ivanka

Sharpie Alert: A complete summary of maps/documents altered in the past twenty-four hours.

Today’s history lesson: A rundown of the latest historical non-facts delivered by Trump.

Closing comment: Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead – Mexico still not paying for wall.

Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree of life. Pr. 13:12


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