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Scientific PROOF that God is a Bug!
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2014, 07:32:42 pm »
What is the Ratio of Bugs to Mammals? ??? 

There are an estimated 900,000 different types of species of bugs that have been discovered and classified, and the ratio of bugs to mammals on Earth is thought to be approximately 312 to 1.                           

Researchers believe that bugs outnumber humans and other mammals because they can survive on a large variety of matter, such as decomposing matter, plants, other insects, and don’t have to be as competitive with other bugs for food.    


Insects are also able to live in a larger range of climates and environments than mammals, and their smaller size makes it easier for a high number of them to share a common space—particularly important since bugs have a high rate of reproduction. 


More about insects:

•Termite queens in Eastern Africa have been found lay over 40,000 eggs every day at a rate of approximately one every two seconds.  :o   ;D

While humans are thought to date back 130,000 years, scientists believe that bugs have been around on Earth for 350 million years.

•Insects are thought to outnumber plants at a ratio of 17 to 1. Agelbert NOTE: Plants (Phototrophic life forms - Yes JD, some of them eat bugs too but MOST of them don't;)) are below insects in the trophic pyramid. Due to thermodynamic energy losses in the biochemistry of life forms, each trophic level set of life forms MUST be have at least ten times the biomass of the one that feeds on it.

Perhaps they are talking about non-microscopic plants versus insects OR the total number of species identified by Homo SAPS.  ::)  At any rate, the biomass of plant autotrophs (phototrophic life forms eat SUNLIGHT! ) is at least ten times greater than the biomass of insects on the planet.     

Nevertheless, OUR biomass compared with that of BUGS is rather INSIGNIFICANT. I hasten to add (before the fossil fueler jumps in there to claim fossil fuels are "insignificant" as well! LOL!) that OUR polluting machines and industrial stupidity are another matter, of course.

Howevah, sniff, my sources in the bug kingdom (I have spies among the ants and termites bribed with sugar  ;D) inform me that bugs are unconcerned about global warming or other Fossil Fueler crap that the Homo SAPs with a terminal case of the dumbass come up with.

YEP! It is their scientifically reasoned, objective, free thinking and calmly deduced, peer reviewed, view that our stupidity will GIT us before it GITS them.

BUT, they are rather bothered about the indirect lack of credit and defamation of character hurled at them by a certain mendacious  Homo SAP scoundrel that calls Homo SAPS "worm food"    >:(

AHEM! IF this pseudo scientist would BOTHER to count the worms in the world and the ANTS in the world, he would realize that, now and forevah, Homo SAPS are ANT food. 

Have a nice day.  ;D

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-ratio-of-bugs-to-mammals.htm


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« Last Edit: October 05, 2014, 09:42:32 pm by AGelbert »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

 

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