Gallows Humor Alert:
Why Americans are flocking to their sinking shores even as the risks mount
Multiple choice:
a) There are more police patrol cars than patrol boats.
b) The police don't have submarines yet.
c) The Drones have trouble flying along beaches because Sea Gulls try to eat them.
d) When there is bad action coming, it's a good idea to be near the exits.
e) All the above.
f) Homo Saps have Lemming DNA.