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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2014, 10:36:44 pm »


Gallows Humor Alert:  ;D

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Why Americans are flocking to their sinking shores even as the risks mount


Multiple choice:

a) There are more police patrol cars than patrol boats.
b) The police don't have submarines yet.
c) The Drones have trouble flying along beaches because Sea Gulls try to eat them.
d) When there is bad action coming, it's a good idea to be near the exits.
e) All the above.
f) Homo Saps have Lemming DNA.

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Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

 

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