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New Year Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #150 on: December 31, 2019, 11:58:48 am »

As they say in Brookyn: Cheer up! No matter how bad things are, they can always get woise.



Scene: Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has run away from home and is in a cave. The current resident of the cave, an arctic fox with a brooklyn accent :D, cheers him up with the song in the link above.

Arctic fox: I can read ya like a book. Your family never understood you. Your friends, they all turned their backs on you. You couldn't take it any more so you packed and fled.

Rudolf: Wow, you're good.

Arctic fox: Nyaaa. Here's a little secret kid. When things get bad, I mean REAL BAD, just remember it could always be woise. Allow me to elaborate.

Song Lyrics: If the glass looks half empty and your prospects are low, attitude adjustment is the only way to go; things could be woise than that.

You could be lost in the desert, 200 degrees, no water around and lots of snakes and bees.

Remember it's tough, and it's cold out there, life sometimes can be unfair.

So for every step forward, there's a step in revoise. Things could be better, they could always be woise.

Yes, things could be better in this big univoise, but remember it could always be woise.

Yes, things could be better in this big univoise, but remember it could always be woise.


« Last Edit: December 31, 2019, 02:55:57 pm by AGelbert »
Rob not the poor, because he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate:
For the Lord will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of those that spoiled them. Pr. 22:22-23

 

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