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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2014, 02:03:35 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/wa...p;feature=player_embedded
To be filed under any of the following categories:
Orwellian Ethics,
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For Success in Life, Go With the Powerful Effluent Flow,
Humans are born sociopaths,
Power Talks louder than Ability or Skill,
Working and Training Hard is less efficient than Cheating in order to Win
The real meaning of the verb "GAME" has EVERYTHING to do with the REAL meaning of the noun...
Legal is the antithesis of Equitable
How to raise your child to be a successful Lawyer.
 


 

 
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2014, 07:05:23 pm »

The last campaign ad EVER.      

http://www.dailykos.com/s...The-last-campaign-ad-ever
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2014, 08:40:07 pm »
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The (never mentioned in the media) Motto of American Fossil Fuel Fascists.  :P
Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
                      

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2014, 03:16:43 pm »

 8)
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2014, 04:59:20 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/w...p;feature=player_embedded
American stores can fit every man, woman and child in North America, South America and Europe inside them AT ONE TIME.  :P  Have a nice day. 
5 MILLION TONS of garbage is generated EVERY CHRISTMAS!  >:(


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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2014, 07:15:47 pm »
A googol is the large number 10100; that is, the digit 1 followed by 100 zeroes:  10,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000,­000  :ohttps://www.youtube.com/w...p;feature=player_embedded
Dave: Don't be evil, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL 9000: I'm sorry, Dave;  I'm afraid I can't do that. 




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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2015, 07:41:08 pm »
Panicked super rich buying boltholes with private airstrips to escape if poor rise up

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084

Over 1,200 executive jets flew into Davos last week.
I am certain these worried billionaires discussed bolt holes and other 'out of the way of the angry masses' places. The GAME THEORY (i.e. conscience free  :evil4:) mentality of these Homo SAPS is reflected in their PLAN: (see below)




Message to the biosphere math challenged "highly evolved apex predators" in the service of profit over people and planet:  8)



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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2015, 07:06:26 pm »
Bank Crooks hacked by Hacker Crooks! 
Apex (game theory Wall Street Social Darwinian "winners") Predator Crook COMPETITION gets fierce! :o  ;) 

A sophisticated global cyberattack struck more than 100 banks in 30 countries stealing hundreds of millions of dollars , The New York Times reported on Saturday (Feb 15).

WASHINGTON: A sophisticated global cyberattack struck more than 100 banks in 30 countries stealing hundreds of millions of dollars, The New York Times reported on Saturday (Feb 15).

Citing a soon to be released report from computer security company Kaspersky Lab, the newspaper said the attack involved malicious software that gave hackers long-term access to banking systems.

A group of Russians, Chinese and Europeans was able to siphon off around US$300 million in one of the world's largest bank robberies, the report said. The money was transferred to bank accounts around the world in small-value amounts to avoid detection.

Hackers largely focused on banks in Russia, but millions of dollars were also taken from banks in Japan, the Netherlands, Switzerland and the United States as well, the Times said.

Hackers had such advanced access to the banks' systems that they could force ATM machines to dispense cash at specific times and locations where hackers could pick it up.

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2015, 11:37:20 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2015, 06:40:17 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2015, 10:44:45 pm »
Climate change is not a joke, but this video is.  ;D

Watch and share this video if you think climate change denial is ridiculous!

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https://nextgenclimate.org/hotseat/
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2015, 02:43:45 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2015, 05:01:18 pm »
Must-See: John Oliver and Martin Sheen Make Hilarious Doomsday Video   ;D
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Last night on Last Week Tonight, John Oliver finds quite a gem. Apparently, in the early days of CNN, Ted Turner produced a doomsday video that CNN anchors recently reported is to be played in the event that the world is coming to an end. And just what exactly has CNN decided should air in the final moments of humanity’s time on Earth? A band very unenthusiastically playing a slow dirge.

Well, John Oliver has decided that is just an awful way for humanity to go out. So he’s enlisted Martin Sheen to make a much better version of a doomsday video, which encapsulates all of humanity’s successes and failures (and there are some epic failures). Sheen lists some of our major achievements, such as our total domination of every other species on the planet, becoming the first species to walk on two legs and then figuring out a way not to (thanks, segways!) and inventing a cereal that was nothing but cookies. Sheen reminds us not to be sad over what we’re losing, but instead think fondly over what we had.

Wait until you see what Sheen gives us as the final image humanity will ever see:

https://www.youtube.com/w...p;feature=player_embedded

http://ecowatch.com/2015/...tin-sheen-doomsday-video/
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2015, 07:04:49 pm »
 
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