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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2014, 03:00:38 am »
WASHINGTON—In a worrying development that could have dire implications for the health of the planet, a report published Wednesday by the Environmental Protection Agency suggests that the number of climate change skeptics could reach catastrophic levels by the year 2020. — The Onion  ;D
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2014, 12:18:31 am »

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 08:47:43 pm »
                                   

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2014, 09:13:34 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2014, 07:24:49 pm »
The public is RIGHT about Climate Scientists being trustworthy. However, I question the public perception of "competence" by Police Officers, Bankers and CEOs.  ;D
I also believe the average person doesn't trust fossil fuelers as far they can throw them!


Fossil fueler "prudent, measured, free thinking, objective, etc."
RESPONSE to being recognized as a cold hearted CHEATER.





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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2014, 10:29:32 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2014, 11:51:43 pm »

Natural Selection = SUBTRACTED/DEGRADED DNA
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2014, 10:36:44 pm »


Gallows Humor Alert:  ;D

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Why Americans are flocking to their sinking shores even as the risks mount


Multiple choice:

a) There are more police patrol cars than patrol boats.
b) The police don't have submarines yet.
c) The Drones have trouble flying along beaches because Sea Gulls try to eat them.
d) When there is bad action coming, it's a good idea to be near the exits.
e) All the above.
f) Homo Saps have Lemming DNA.

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Nuclear Arms Race 



Russia Tests Nuclear Missile


Russia successfully tested a new intercontinental ballistic missile capable of hitting targets up to 5,000 miles away. This test was one of many conducted on the Bulava missile, and follows the trend of increased military activity since the beginning of the crisis in Ukraine. The missile is capable of carrying 6-10 nuclear warheads of up to 100 times the explosive yield of the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, Japan. 

The 39-foot, 40-ton missile was successfully launched from a submarine in the White Sea to a target in Russia’s far east. Admiral Chirkov, Naval Commander-in-Chief, has stated that two more launches will be carried out in October and November of this year.

"Russia Successfully Tests Nuclear Missile, More Planned: Naval Chief," Reuters, September 10, 2014.
http://www.reuters.com/ar...ear-idUSKBN0H519C20140910


U.S. Tests Nuclear Missile


On September 23, the U.S. Air Force conducted a test launch of a Minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. The missile was launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California to Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall Islands. It came two days after the International Day of Peace (Sept. 21) and three days before the official UN Day for the Total Elimination of Nuclear Weapons (Sept. 26). Clearly this timing was meant to send a message, and it is not a message of peace.

Though the Air Force Global Strike Command contends that the ICBM test launch program is to validate and verify the effectiveness, readiness and accuracy of the weapon system, this test is yet another example of the continuation of decades of psychological and physical terror the U.S. has imposed upon the people of the Marshall Islands.

David Krieger, President of the Nuclear Age Peace Foundation and a consultant to the Marshall Islands on the Nuclear Zero Lawsuits, commented, “The officials at Vandenberg say the purpose of the test is to ‘validate and verify the effectiveness, readiness and accuracy of the weapons system.’ This means the effectiveness, readiness and accuracy of a weapons system capable of destroying civilization. The Air Force is only doing its job: practicing for the destruction of the human species.  Instead of launching missiles we should be leading negotiations to rid the world of weapons of mass annihilation.”

"U.S. Nuclear Missile Test: Timing Is Everything," Nuclear Age Peace Foundation, September 22, 2014.

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2014, 02:18:40 am »

The Prudent, Objective, Reasoned, Free Thinkers March of the Profit Over Planet Parasites.


Fossil Fuelers are just "DOING WHAT THEY DO". 
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Scientific PROOF that God is a Bug!
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2014, 07:32:42 pm »
What is the Ratio of Bugs to Mammals? ??? 

There are an estimated 900,000 different types of species of bugs that have been discovered and classified, and the ratio of bugs to mammals on Earth is thought to be approximately 312 to 1.                           

Researchers believe that bugs outnumber humans and other mammals because they can survive on a large variety of matter, such as decomposing matter, plants, other insects, and don’t have to be as competitive with other bugs for food.    


Insects are also able to live in a larger range of climates and environments than mammals, and their smaller size makes it easier for a high number of them to share a common space—particularly important since bugs have a high rate of reproduction. 


More about insects:

•Termite queens in Eastern Africa have been found lay over 40,000 eggs every day at a rate of approximately one every two seconds.  :o   ;D

While humans are thought to date back 130,000 years, scientists believe that bugs have been around on Earth for 350 million years.

•Insects are thought to outnumber plants at a ratio of 17 to 1. Agelbert NOTE: Plants (Phototrophic life forms - Yes JD, some of them eat bugs too but MOST of them don't;)) are below insects in the trophic pyramid. Due to thermodynamic energy losses in the biochemistry of life forms, each trophic level set of life forms MUST be have at least ten times the biomass of the one that feeds on it.

Perhaps they are talking about non-microscopic plants versus insects OR the total number of species identified by Homo SAPS.  ::)  At any rate, the biomass of plant autotrophs (phototrophic life forms eat SUNLIGHT! ) is at least ten times greater than the biomass of insects on the planet.     

Nevertheless, OUR biomass compared with that of BUGS is rather INSIGNIFICANT. I hasten to add (before the fossil fueler jumps in there to claim fossil fuels are "insignificant" as well! LOL!) that OUR polluting machines and industrial stupidity are another matter, of course.

Howevah, sniff, my sources in the bug kingdom (I have spies among the ants and termites bribed with sugar  ;D) inform me that bugs are unconcerned about global warming or other Fossil Fueler crap that the Homo SAPs with a terminal case of the dumbass come up with.

YEP! It is their scientifically reasoned, objective, free thinking and calmly deduced, peer reviewed, view that our stupidity will GIT us before it GITS them.

BUT, they are rather bothered about the indirect lack of credit and defamation of character hurled at them by a certain mendacious  Homo SAP scoundrel that calls Homo SAPS "worm food"    >:(

AHEM! IF this pseudo scientist would BOTHER to count the worms in the world and the ANTS in the world, he would realize that, now and forevah, Homo SAPS are ANT food. 

Have a nice day.  ;D

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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2014, 11:32:03 pm »
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2014, 11:50:09 pm »

Supreme Fascists Doing what they DO...
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Re: Apocalyptic Humor
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2014, 05:23:30 pm »
The Fossil Fuel Industry's "solution" to bus service in cities with rising sea levels...  ;D  ::)
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